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Trapped In A Novel As The Breeding Mate For Four Powerful Alphas
by Byul_Byre
Jo-Pil, ahem, I mean, I was just a simple sales manager who was more than satisfied with my way of living, thank you very much.But my simple way of living came crashing down like the heavy materials I was counting on my night shift, crushed me and my simple life, and then landed me in a novel I had read back when I was still a Freshman at university.And to make it all worse, it just happened to be the kind of novel that readers would wish to get into and crack the skull of the various sadistic l…
Famous Among Top Surgeons in the 90s
by Kindhearted Mama
Back in 1996, when the daughter of the Old Xie family, Xie Wanying, said she wanted to be a doctor, many laughed."Phoenix begets phoenix, dog spawns dog. A truck driver’s daughter becoming a doctor is as likely as a sow climbing a tree.""I’m not just going to be a doctor, I’m going to be a female chest surgeon," said Xie Wanying.Her words provoked even greater waves of disdain within the doctors' community.Relatives who were doctors ridiculed her mercilessly: "Do you know how high the admission …
Mama's Princess is Daddy's Beloved
by Scarlet_Shine
“Ms. Li Xue, you are pregnant!” said the doctor as she handed the pregnancy report that has clearly come positive. Li Xue didn’t know how to react to the news. She had come all prepared to take the virginity test and prove to the world that all their accusations were false. She was all sure that of her virginity being intact, then how was her pregnancy even possible? This is the story of a woman, Li Xue, who has worked hard to build her modelling career. She wasn’t from a rich family where every…
Penelusuran Tak Kenal Lelah Setelah Perceraian
by The nightingale lives
Ketika si teratai murni memprovokasinya, dia langsung menamparnya, "Itu hanyalah sepasang sepatu kusam. Jika kamu sangat menginginkannya, ambil dan pakailah." Presiden Jones menyela dengan wajah genit, "Istri, meskipun itu sepatu kusam, aku hanya akan membiarkan kamu yang memakainya.""Pergi sana!"...【Satu pria, satu wanita】Empat tahun lalu, dia pergi dalam kemarahan dengan kue di perutnya. Empat tahun kemudian—"Paman, aku perhatikan wajahmu tampak muram, sepertinya kamu memiliki panas hati yang …
Not your typical baby mama
by Miabella265
All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man.But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not suppose…
Rejected by the Alpha, Claimed by his Brother
by HeeSha_TA
[TRIGGER WARNING: Mature Content + Dark Themes]Having spent her life avoiding the spotlight, María Jośe never imagined she’d be the one to bring shame to her esteemed De la Vega family. With beauty as captivating as a field of lilies, she is the prized daughter of an ambitious father who cares more for his reputation than his children’s happiness. When Álvaro Montenegro, the arrogant heir to the Alpha title, sets his sights on her as his chosen Luna, María Jośe is desperate for a way out.But eve…
Verworrene Herzen - Die Baby-Mama des Alphas
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Dachtest du, wenn du mich heilst, würde ich dich mehr lieben?" Spöttisch packte er mich an den Haaren, während er mich zur Tür zog."Du tust mir weh, Xavier", weinte ich und schlug schwach gegen ihn. Es gab nicht viel, was ich tun konnte."Wenn ich dich jemals auch nur einen Zentimeter in meiner Nähe sehe", warf er mich gegen die Wand, "werde ich die Konsequenzen verdammen und dich töten.***Mein Gefährte und ich waren dazu bestimmt, einander zu hassen, nur ein Akt wahrer Liebe oder Selbstlosigkei…
Tangled Hearts - The Alpha's Baby Mama
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Did you think healing me would make me love you more?" He scoffed grabbing my hair as he pulled me towards the door. "You're hurting me, Xavier," I cried beating against him weakly. There was not much I could do. "If I ever see you an inch close to me," He threw me against the wall "I'll damn the consequences and kill you,". ***My mate and I were destined to hate each other, only an act of true love or selflessness from the stronger mate could set our destines on the right path but for seven ye…
More Than A Baby Mama: Less Than A Wife (A Vintage Love)
by Pluma_W143
There's nothing more important than love, Mila always told herself.Even when her boyfriend cheated on her and accused her of stealing, leading to her being fired, Mila still held onto her belief.For a 24-year-old young woman to survive in a big city where she knew nobody but her cheating boyfriend, Mila had to look for work elsewhere not just anywhere, butThe Montclair Club.For one night, she served as a salesperson for the launch of a new wine. As the saying goes, (In vino veritas) Truth in win…
Corações Enredados - A Mama do Bebê do Alfa
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Você achou que me curar faria com que eu te amasse mais?" Ele zombou, agarrando meu cabelo enquanto me arrastava em direção à porta."Você está me machucando, Xavier," eu chorei, batendo nele fracamente. Não havia muito que eu pudesse fazer."Se eu te ver a uma polegada de distância de mim," Ele me jogou contra a parede "Eu desafio as consequências e te mato,".***Minha companheira e eu estávamos destinados a nos odiar, apenas um ato de amor verdadeiro ou altruísmo do companheiro mais forte poderi…
Suami Pungutan Mama
by Uvieyy
Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssstKhaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta…
Almighty Sweet Queen is Really Rich!
by Sweet West Jewel
Betrayed by her fiancé and sister teaming up, Su Li surprisingly discovers a cute little Tuanzi who claims to be her biological son, along with a fortune of 100 billion US Dollars, instantly becoming the world's richest person!The cute little Tuanzi: "Mama, feel free to spend this 100 billion US Dollars, it's all Future Papa's money."From then on, Su Li starts living a life of endless shopping.One day, Seventh Master Feng sighs: "She says I'm too poor again, what should I do?"Su Li: "I'll suppor…
Grand Wedding Evening
by Kindhearted Mama
Introducing the new story "Return to '81: The Struggle of the Eldest Sister" – a heartwarming pampering tale, a tale of marital love, a tale of a woman's self-empowerment.That year, Ning Yunxi willingly married. On the day she took her vows, everyone around doubted the union, and her family declared,she shouldn't expect to receive a single penny from home.Her husband was an orphan with a bunch of little radish head siblings?No one believed her soldier husband would one day become a high-ranking …
Mama's Boy
by A.C. Katt
Chase Summers spends his time writing gay romance and chauffeuring his mama around town. One day after taking her to breakfast, lunch, and four supermarkets, Chase has had enough. It doesn't hurt that he met a handsome stranger over a can of green beans and wants to explore the possibilities without his mama's interference.
Triplets: Ayah, Tolong Manjakan Kami Sedikit
by You said baby
Lima tahun yang lalu, dia adalah lelucon terbesar di Haishi! Tujuh bulan dalam kehamilannya, dia menemukan bahwa pria dari malam penuh gairah itu bukan calon suaminya.Pria yang sangat dia cintai ternyata telah berselingkuh dengan saudara perempuannya...Lima tahun kemudian, dia kembali untuk membalas dendam bersama anak jeniusnya yang menggemaskan.Untuk kejutannya, ternyata ayah dari anak tersebut adalah pria paling berkuasa!Sejak itu, dia menjadi wanita yang paling dicemburui di dunia!Tycoon Qi …
Awas, Papa! Mama Mau Membunuhmu!!
by VorstinStory
Qiao Anxia seorang assassin dengan masa lalu kelam. Suatu hari berniat merebut suami dari musuhnya bebuyutannya. Kehilangan malam pertama hanya demi balas dendam namun...yang ia tiduri adalah saudara suami musuhnya?? Richard Calvin, pria yang terkenal sebagi hero bagi para korban ketidakadilan para penguasa.Apa jadinya ketika kedua orang bertolak belakang ini menikah hanya karena seorang anak jenius yang imut serta menyenangkan ingin menjodohkan mereka. Dan anak itu adalah hasil pembuahan mereka…
Réincarné avec le Système le Plus Puissant
by Elyon
Ensemble avec sa Mama Ella et un troupeau de chèvres, William se lance dans une nouvelle aventure pour trouver le sens du bonheur dans sa nouvelle vie.Dans un monde d'Épées et de Magie, où les aventures se déroulent en liberté, l'histoire du Berger Légendaire est sur le point de commencer !
Billionare's Escaped Baby Mama: Seductress On The Run
by Bloodrose_7
Five years ago, everything shattered.An accident. A baby. A goodbye with no turning back.She vanished from the world she once knew, pregnant and alone.No degree. No future.Just her, a secondhand car, and a daughter who calls her “mama” between cheap takeout meals and midnight Didi runs.By day, she's invisible.By night, she drives circles around a city that’s too big for broken dreams.She’s used to passengers coming and going, until he gets in her car.The man she once loved. The father of her chi…
Tante, mau kan jadi Mamaku?
by Amih Lilis
Aku Intan Mulia Mardani. Mahasiswi tengah semester, tiba-tiba punya tetangga seorang duda yang gantengnya gak kaleng-kaleng. Mahardika Akbar Fahreza.Sayangnya, tuh duda punya anak nakalnya naudzubillah, yang tiap hari bikin aku naik darah. Ratu Isabella namanya.Membuat aku mikir 1000x untuk sekedar menggoda Ayah gantengnya. Karena aku gak mau mati muda menghadapi Si Bella ini.Meski ternyata Bella sudah menargetkan aku menjadi ibu sambungnya. Aku tetap bersikeras menolak, demi masa depanku yang m…
Ayah Super Anak Kesayangan
by Ban Cheng Fan Xue
Dia adalah raja dunia hiburan yang menangani semuanya. Masih bujangan dan tidak memiliki skandal apapun. Suatu hari, seorang perempuan dan anak perempuannya membuat hidupnya bergejolak. Si anak perempuan memegangnya sangat erat, dan tidak ingin melepaskannya. "Paman ganteng, aku seperti menemukan Papa yang hilang bertahun tahun lalu!" Hou Yunshen merasa tak nyaman. "Aku? Papa?!" Si anak perempuan cantik dengan bangga menarik mamanya mendekat, "Mama, aku sudah menemukan tiket masa depan untukmu, …